“Little Fucker” – Birthday Greeting Card

Description

• This 5″ x 7″ card is beautifully printed on thick, 100% recycled card stock—because Mother Earth deserves better than your usual mass-produced nonsense.
• White envelope included, naturally.
• Perfect for that friend who’s aging like fine wine (or vinegar, depending on the year).
• Use it to roast someone’s birthday with style, celebrate a milestone with maximum sass, or simply remind them they’re still kicking.
• All greeting cards are printed on-demand and ship straight from our printer, so your message arrives fresh and ready to make them laugh, cringe, or both. Eco-friendly paper means you can feel smug about your environmental choices while being delightfully rude.