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What people are saying about this candle:
“I thought the Mellow Monkey Man ornament from last year with the owner wearing a kimono was nuts. This candle might be even nuttier.” -JK
“Why? Seriously, WHY?” -BS
“My mom can’t shut up about this store. I think I’m getting this for her birthday. LOL” -JW
- Mellow Monkey Man is at it again with another odd merchandise fund raiser, this time for the Stratford Library Association in Stratford, Connecticut.
- You’ve seen “Secular Saint” candles of celebrities and public figures.
- Well this candle has the image of Mellow Monkey man, who is neither a celebrity or a public figure.
- This standard size prayer candle is unscented and in a glass vessel with the image of you know who, seemingly trying to pass himself off as a saint.
- Buy this and you’ll have loved ones wondering about your psychological state
- Makes a great gift for a significant other who is chronically addicted to shopping at the store.
- Add to your already useless collection of Mellow Monkey Man merch and ceremoniously light it every night
- Best of all, Mellow Monkey will donate $10 to the Stratford Library Association for each candle sold (pretty much the ONLY reason to even consider buying this.)
- Sorry, this item not eligible for any discounts… it’s a benefit item for heaven’s sake!
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